Top 5 Pro Slot Machine Tips from a Seasoned Player

So you’ve probably played a slot machine in the past and lost a large amount of coinage right? Hey, it happens! I’ve been there, done that bought and burned the t-shirt! And you’ve probably swore blind that you’ll never again touch another slot machine in your life, again, ever! Hey come on know who do you think you are kidding here?

Sure, you’ll probably be able to go without playing one for a couple days, perhaps even a couple weeks or months. But you just know that you’ll be back to play one again eventually. Since you can’t just let them take your money from you without trying to win it back on another slot machine. Can you? No way Jose!

After all, it’s only a machine right? One that has microchips for a brain. Where as you, well you are walking, talking, living breathing human being that has the ability to think critically and laterally. And if we as a human species have any chance of beating the war on machines, well, we better be able to beat a couple slot machines at least!

And when you think of it like this, you’ll realize that it doesn’t merely come down to making a choice but rather, you have a moral obligation to get “back on the horse” and play that sucker as soon as you possibly can. But before you do that, you should arm yourself with some slot machine wisdom first so you can better see more success.

And that’s going to be the basis of this article. I’m going to give you 5 top tips to succeed more when playing slot machine games today. Of course, slot machines have many different names. Some of them official, some unofficial, some slang. In the UK we call them fruit machines. And in Oz they just call them “poker machine”. Oh how creative! Continue Reading “Top 5 Pro Slot Machine Tips from a Seasoned Player”